Johnny B (Razorlight’s own naff songsmith) gleefully trumps out this ‘A bowl of broccili and carrots with gravy and ketchup!’Whilst some might applaud Johnny B’s obvious aplomb with a knife, my trained eye can spot a bag of pre-prepared Co-Op seasonal veg a country mile away. 
I would say no effort at all has gone into this lonely meal, which is perfect for Johnny as it frees him up to photo said meal, and then tap dejectedly away on his suspiciously stain-free keyboard all in the hope that a man who defecates at least four times a day will make fun of his meal.Was it worth it Johnny? Was it? Was it worth it?

Johnny B (Razorlight’s own naff songsmith) gleefully trumps out this ‘A bowl of broccili and carrots with gravy and ketchup!’

Whilst some might applaud Johnny B’s obvious aplomb with a knife, my trained eye can spot a bag of pre-prepared Co-Op seasonal veg a country mile away. 

I would say no effort at all has gone into this lonely meal, which is perfect for Johnny as it frees him up to photo said meal, and then tap dejectedly away on his suspiciously stain-free keyboard all in the hope that a man who defecates at least four times a day will make fun of his meal.

Was it worth it Johnny? Was it? Was it worth it?

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